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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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