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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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