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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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