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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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