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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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