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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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