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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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