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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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