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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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