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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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