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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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