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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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