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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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