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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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