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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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