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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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