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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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