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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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