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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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