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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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