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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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