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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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