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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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