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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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