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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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