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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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