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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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