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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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