Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.