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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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