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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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