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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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