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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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