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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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