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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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