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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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