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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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