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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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