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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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