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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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