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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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