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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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