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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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