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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Princess eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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