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Pet death
My
aunt
Gertrude
had their beloved pet
kitten 🐱
Princess
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a rhinoceros 🦏
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
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