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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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