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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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