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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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