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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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