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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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