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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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