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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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