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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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